I can't believe this: my Honda Civic Hatchback was stolen from in front of our house in broad daylight. I had all my art drawing supplies loaded in it in order to teach classes tomorrow. All my toys for drawing assignments, I also had 38 mirrors for self portraits, and dozens of drawing pens for our end-of-year art classes to illustrate our poetry books. So now this means that I can't teach drawing, or teach self portrait lessons to kids. I have taught thousands of kids in more schools that I can remember, to draw with those toys. We unlocked magic with those drawing pens.
It literally took me years to collect all those toys. I had boxes full of cool plastic toys, large iguanas, spiders, frogs. I had ziplock bags full of hundreds of little animals, and an equal amount of toy cars. I was leaving to drop off kid poetry books and head north. It means that one class won't get to draw the bugs, dinosaurs, and cars for our poetry book. It also means a whole bunch of kids from a SSF school won't get their poetry journals back, ever. Some drawings from 1st graders were lost too.
Handsome big critters are harder to find—and are often better for drawing than little critters. One very large toy beetle I will surely miss the most, was 8x10" I think he's HUGE aphid. Yes, realistic. The big buggy bhoys were really gorgeous. Especially the geckoes and frogs. Big boys 4-6", little guys 1" but those I can replace from the Dollar Store. Fish, lizards, butterflies, bugs, but no snakes —two dimensional, too flat = boring drawings. Ditto that with centipedes. I tend to teach by phylum: invertebrates, vertibrates, etc.
I used the toy cars (some were Matchbox antiques) to build 3-D model landscapes with kids—
like this—you start drawing from the bottom of the page and work your way up to the top. Super successful way to teach drawing.
The mirrors are going to be especially hard to replace. They were postcard-sized 4x6" and encased in plastic, with kickstands. I haven’t seen anything like them in years. Round mirrors won’t do. I got the mirrors at El Molino Pharmacy a long, long time ago... in the 1980s. Also the matchbook cars and trucks. I've been known to raid kid's toy boxes, including my cousin’s child’s toy box.
I lost the last 3 dozen of my waterbase felt tip EberhardFaber pens—they’re no longer even made. Magic pens. Fantastic for contour lines. And I lost 3 dozen new drawing pens to replace aging EberhardFaber pens.
NO, the keys were not in it. The car was very much locked up tight, and I have tinted rear windows, and a hatch cover, so the art supplies weren’t immediately visible. Wheels were turned in towards the curb so the steering column too was also locked. The irony is that I just drove down from Healdsburg to do a good deed, to move Neil's car so it wouldn’t get a ticket, as it was parked on the wrong side of the street—I moved his car into the garage, and left mine on the street, as I was leaving again today. I went to load it up this afternoon and it was gone...stolen within the hour.
Of course I called the police, cancelled FasTrak, and my insurance. Still waiting for police to show up. I was hoping my car was merely towed for some infringement, there’s a tow sign down the street where there’s construction, but the dispatch said no. I think the thieves use a tow truck. It was literally right in front of the driveway—and on a busy street. I'm glad I hadn't yet put my overnight bag back in, I was just loading it up when I discovered the car was missing.
And when the cop asked, "Do you want to press charges? I said, You betcha. And I want to kick the thief in the shins too. He laughed, and said the stolen cars are used to commit crimes. But Honda hatchbacks are in a league of their own—clearly it’s the easiest car to steal. And kids like to street race them. So apparently my elderly car is out for a joyride. This cop was very empathetic, and actually drove around the 'hood looking for my car. OK, so now I need a car...anyone have an old clunker?
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In less than 24 hours, I got my car back—in record time, I might add! A cop found it abandoned way up in the Oakland Hills, Probably graduating kids tweaking. End of school year prank, most likely. Dead battery. I popstarted it and took it to the garage to get the ignition replace—the hijackers used a shim and forced it into the ignition, destroying it, which ran the battery down, as the car ignition was basically on the entire time it was parked. The radio was blaring rap music. Very telling. They probably parked and smoked way into the night, and then the car wouldn’t start, so they had to hoof it out. Some poor guy down the street had his Honda parked on his deck and they merely traded cars.
There were toy lizards and geckoes on the windshield, under the wipers, toys wedged all throughout the car. Not just a case of opening the bags, and scattering them. Very surreal. I'm sure they stole a few bags of toys, as the bucket was only half full. Ironically my bags of cockroaches, centipedes and snakes and worms is what probably saved the rest of my toys from being stolen as they were scattered all over the grass as if someone had reached in to see what was there and pulled out creepy crawlies. Will take inventory later when I'm not so traumatized. Let's just say it was a very trying 24 hours.
Made it back north in time (barely) for my Healdsburg kid poetry reading. So sweet. 1st -3rd graders reading at Alexander Valley School. I've been teaching CPITS poetry there for an entire generation. Did the 50 years of CPITS announcement. They love us in Alexander Valley, they do. And I love what I do. But I am heartsick. And the cost of the theft of toys, along with the garage bill, means I basically worked for free.
But other than not returning poetry journals in time for last day of school, and not teaching one drawing class, I managed to meet all my appointments. Most of my small drawing critters went MIA: the thieves left the lizards, turtles, creepy bugs (a few fish misfiled in with cockroaches & ants), and barnyard animals. MIA are my favorite ladybugs, frogs, dragonflies, bees, African savannah animals, North American wild animals, etc. In other words, they stole all the toy animals I use. Still haven't checked for toy cars. Hoping I didn't load them in the car.
Wow, and now someone just unfriended me because of this thread? She made a joke of it saying that I had parked on the wrong side of the street, suggesting it was my fault, which wasn’t even true, and I said it wasn't funny, that I felt violated. Well, that really sucks too.
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