Thursday, December 31, 2015
Wee Celtic beasties for silk scarf design 8//15
July-Aug. 11/2015
MoHurley's Amazon Book Reviews 2015
(This piece was originally posted June 20, 2015, but seeking verisimilitude, I've moved each year's reviews to Dec. 31. It's too hard to find them buried mid-year.)
As I said, I'll read just about anything. But not without some teeth gnashing. So I review some of the ebooks upon occasion. Sometimes I get lucky and even find gems among the dross. They get full five-star rating. Check those authors out. Usually the first book's free....
I consider the review process a good honing skill: I read and mentally edit books as I go. My cousin, tired of listening to me complain about how awful some of those ebooks were, said: Why don't you review them too? (And shut up, already.) And so I did. Another tool in the craft toolkit.
What do I look for when I review a book? Strong plot, storyline, and interesting characters with depth, not flat, stereotypes. Some young writers, not clear on the concept of show, don't tell, rely upon the crutches of rampant consumerism to flesh out their story. Using designer clothing labels to define a character, or to set the scene, and the story reads like an ad. Does the description build our understanding of the character, or plot? Is it necessary to the storyline? Do I need to know the protagonist wore an Ann Klein blouse?
I look for a believable plot, good storyline, and figurative language that doesn't intrude, and subtle intellect. Novels stem from the oral tradition. Storyteller George Sanders says it best:
"...the process of crafting a good story means not condescending to your reader. It means creating sentences that clue them into something unnoticed about the character, and allowing them to figure it out. “A bad story is one where you know what the story is and you're sure of it," he says in this short film, George Saunders: On Story."
Then there are the typos, and poor craft. It's a bad omen when the writer has typos in the synopsis. I generally won't download a book if it does. And then there are the stories that have typos on page one. Really? If an author doesn't know the difference between it's and its, it does not bode well for the "sullied craft" of writing. Possessive apostrophes do not need to precede every single word that ends with ess. Doorknobs don't need to possess the room, unless, of course, they're possessed. But that's another kettle of fish entirely.
Please mosey on over and LIKE some of my reviews. Amazon's all about Like, just like on Facebook. Except, like, the buttons are, like, different. My older reviews are buried deep. But the most recent ones should be fairly easy to access.
Last day of the year, Farallones, photo
A macaw-colored sky. Last sunset of the year, floating islands of the Farallones from the tip of Point Reyes, The air was so clear, it looked like you could touch them. They're part of Point Reyes' lost siblings. Soon the Point will become an island too. Island moving north. Think I finally killed my camera, all the photos came out too dark, but this one, gaudy as it is, worked. It breaks the rules. Never divide a photo directly in half, it's static (unless it's the Farallones). Don't shoot clichés like sunsets and islands (unless it's the Farallones). Don't shoot in low light sans tripod, avoid pixellation and noise. Image was loaded with burned sunspots from pointing it at the sun, burning the processor. I don't think it'll recover. I was able to clone the sunspots out of the sky. I left one sunspot in the lower left corner as a reminder. The upper left corner looked like a pong table gone mad. Who knew that reflected water off Schooner Creek after 4 PM on one of the shortest afternoon of the year would completely fry my camera in multiple corners? I've fried other cameras before, and undoubtably will fry more cameras in the future, and since the sunspots are usually in the upper corners of the sky, I took to shooting pohotos upside down (the camera, not me) to avoid the sunspots. Damage control was not possible this time. I was so distressed I didn't even look at the photos the next year. Editing was a nightmare. So this is a salvage job.
© Maureen Hurley 2015
Sunday, December 27, 2015
In Defense of the Rat
My friend Donna posted on Facebook, a charming story about country woodrats nesting in the back of her woodpile. Donna addressed the give-and-take relationship between the need for woodland creatures to have a safe haven and her need for firewood in order to keep warm. It was a poetic Thoreau moment. However, acute hysteria reigned on her thread. Fear of plague was bandied about. It was like a witch hunt.
I realized that this fear is yet another intersection of the disengagement and distancing between (wo)man and nature. I felt obliged to defend the honor of rats who, by nature, are fastidiously clean, and are incessant groomers.
It's true that plague fleas prefer rodents. The marmot or gerbil were probably the original overland flea hosts (who carry in their gut the bacterium, Yersinia pestis, source of the Bubonic plague, or Black Death). Plague originally came from China via the Silk Road of Mongolia, then it resurfaced again by stowaway rats in Southern Italy in 1340. Rattus norvegicus are not first host choice for plague fleas, but marmots and ground squirrels are. So one should add all rodents including chipmunks to the creature avoid-list, if you're concerned about contracting the plague.
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| Plague doctor, engraving Paul Fürst, c. 1721 —Wiki |
During the Middle Ages, from 1348 through 1351, 25% to 60% of the European population died of the plague, it reduced the world population from 450 million to 350–375 million. Thanks to antibiotics, by 1959, worldwide plague casualties dropped to 200 per year. Plague symptoms (big buboes—hence the name bubonic plague), are also very obvious, not something you could ignore, and it's treatable with antibiotics.
We've had plague fleas in California since at least 1900, possibly since 1855, it arrived by steamer to San Francisco from China via Hawaii in 1899 (originally via rats, but the plague quickly jumped ship to a new host, native California ground squirrels). The last California plague outbreak (one person was infected) was a decade ago. It's a pretty rare occurrence.
I remember a plague warning at Fallen Leaf Lake during the early 1970s. But nobody contracted it. I had rescued a wayward vole wandering down the road, so I was checking my armpits and groin for weeks for signs of plague. But first, you have to get bitten by a rodent flea (not a dog flea, nor a deer flea...) carrying the plague...
Anyway, fear of rodents is a deep one, but it's highly unlikely you'd catch anything at all from them. (Yes, rats do poop over our stuff), but they do not all carry diseases. As long as rodents are not running amok in my house, I don't have problems with them. But once they cross that threshold, then my killer instinct emerges, the gloves (and shoes) come off. My preferred weapons of choice are sticky glue traps, and a sandal. No poison to enter the food chain, snap traps don't work, and I'm not interested in using live traps. Besides, house mice and most rats are not native creatures.
Woodrats are territorial, solitary creatures as they rarely travel more than 100 feet from their nests. They have plush, speckled fur, almost like chinchillas. Not at all like rats. They're definitely borrowers, or rather, traders. They love anything shiny or round: car keys, bottle caps and quarters. And they will often trade one shiny item for another. Hence the name, traderats. Funniest thing found in a packrat nest: a set of false teeth. Imagine the backstory....
Because woodrats are such great hoarders, archaeologists will often excavate their middens in search of artifacts. Not only that, the middens serve as a timeline as well. The oldest woodrat midden found was dated at 21,000 years old, and from it, archaeologists were able to tell when certain plants arrived in the Southwest. It was also a remarkable record of climate change.
When Donna's friend was a child, she recounted that when she stayed overnight at her grandmother's house, she imagined rats running across her feet as she slept in her feather bed. She remembers her grandmother sweeping a rat down the garden path with a broom. And when a great-uncle made sandwiches for their tea, she saw mice skitter over the drainboard, the stage was set. Clearly her grandmother and great uncle had no fear of mice. So she learned it elsewhere.
She recounted another childhood story, when the family cat brought a mouse into the house, she and her mother climbed onto a sideboard, screaming. Her mother phoned her husband, who was a bank manager, to rescue them from the mouse. I told her that Kitty clearly loved her, bringing her such treats. She was not amused.
My neighbor also had a severe musophobia. I found a wild field mouse trapped in a coffee can and brought it over to show her my treasure. She screamed and climbed a chair... I was shocked. I was about 6 years old and had never witnessed such behavior in an adult. Such a tiny animal. Why was she so afraid? I looked into the can again, and took him home, convinced adults were nuts.
Unfortunately there's no reverse button for musophobia. Those phobias probably evolved for good reason. I was thinking of Victorian women who used to scream at the sight of mice (in novels), the mice making a beeline for those billowing skirts...and I shudder.
I found a deermouse in one of my grannie's old handbags and it leaped out of the handbag and madly circled around under my sweater a few times before it exited. A little rill of fear—would he bite me? I was fairly critter crazy from a tender age and adopted them early and often. I wanted to be a vet. And I did work for horse training stables. So though it was a novel experience, I was not afraid.
A silly red squirrel lives on my fence, and during the drought I made him a water dish. So he runs up and down the fence, stroking it with his chin, saying "Mine! Mine!" He hides his acorns in the water goblet, then has to dive in to retrieve them as they sink. Hilarious. Just like the squirrel in the animated movie, Ice Age. He has been known to purr, but he doesn't want to share that section of the fence, or that water goblet. However, I don't stand close enough to share his fleas.
Chilly weather
If the house was any colder, you'd think I was in Siberia by the way I'm dressed. Ohchin cholodna. Wish I could light a fire. Those days are long gone...so I layer and layer and layer.
A favorite pair of motheaten gloves, becomes the new fashion statement. I cut the fingertips off so I can write. I 'm wearing two sweaters, a flannel nightie, a down vest, and jacket, fingerless gloves, hood, down blankie, Toasty now. I think it's warming up, around 40° as I can see my breath. A cold nose is an occupational hazard.
Thermostat is daid daid daid. Thermostat went out ages ago, luckily we've had such mild winters, so it's not been an issue. Brrr. it's been in the low 40s. Maybe even the high 30s.
I absolutely hate using the furnace. Can't stand the stink, but today it's warmer, but I still have to find a new thermostat. If it's the old copper wire leading to the thermostat that's at fault, we're screwed. Where's Ebeneezer, you ask? Heater's been kaput for at least five years, maybe longer...it just hasn't been that cold. Oakland's nowhere near as cold as Forest Knolls.
A cold friend has suddenly taken up baking marathons, as she couldn't get the furnace to work. My thermostat is newish, but broken, and I HATE the gas heater. It stinks, gives me blinding headaches, and yes, we've a carbon monoxide reader...
It's practically toasty today at 46°. Not as cold today. But I'm wearing layers. I have a saltsock neck warmer. If it gets that cold again tonight, I'll zap it.
Old house, wattle & daub (almost that old, it's wood slats and plaster—pre sheetrock days). But the bonus is that the heating bill is very low: only the stove and water heater.
I'm not exactly convinced burning wood fires is as bad as the Clean Air Control Board says. If you're burning real wood, that is, not presto logs. Colder than a witches' tit.
Saturday, December 26, 2015
St. Stephen’s Day
‘Dreoilín, Dreoilín, Rí na nÉan,
Dreoilín a fuaireas-sa thíos ar an inse,
Istigh fé charraig agus carbhat síoda air,
Thugas-sa chugaibhse é, lánúin an tí seo,
Agus má thugann sibh onóir na Féile dom’ Dhreoilín
Le bhur lámha do shíneadh,
Go mbeire an bhliain fé mhaise agus fé áthas arís oraibh.’
The wren the wren the king of all birds,
Saint Stephen's day he got caught in the furze,
Although he is little his family is great,
Cheer up landlady an give us a treat,
Up with the kettle and down with the pan,
Give us some money to bury the wren!
I took the equivalent of two years modern Irish at UC Berkeley one summer, I bottomed out in July, my learning button broke. I later took Archaic/Old Irish to translate the epics (all bookwork), but I still can't read it, other than recognize words and phrases here and there.
I can swear profusely (and rather inventively) in several languages. I also did a year of medieval Welsh, but was completely ADD as it was during 9/11... Yes, Welsh is easier to learn, no doubt. But there's not that much crossover. And of course all the extra "vowel" types and double consonants are maddening. But I can do a pretty good Ll sound.
Even Russian is easier than Irish. I remember looking longingly into the other classrooms, where people were learning Spanish, Latin and Russian, and it seemed like comfortable slippers by comparison. I could understand what they were saying with little effort. Hey, they don't conjugate prepositions!
I lived in the USSR for a while so I had to pick it up fast. You should've seen me in Portugal right after 9/11. Waving my arms like helicopter blades as I spoke a a bastard Portuguese- Spanish. Everyone thought I was Italian.
Monday, December 14, 2015
Sendoff for Whitman McGowan
I just met Pasha DeSaix yesterday at Whitman's memorial! All this time I thought she was a man. LOL. We're now FB friends. She knew my mom, and said she was just thinking of her a few days ago. I told her that she had given my mom a n audio tape, Leonard Cohen's 10 New Songs, and after my mother died, I played it incessantly. Thanked her for the unintended gift from so many years ago.
Sunday, December 13, 2015
BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
Went to grab my vest
only to find he had nabbed it
and left it behind
left at a party
like the vest I had bought him
not so long ago
a gift he had lost
careless love like the others
who'd compete with that?
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Walk through the British Museum using Google Street View
When I went to the British Museum more than a half lifetime ago, I got lost in the bowels, somewhere between the Roman coins and the Elgin marbles, and lost all track of time. I had to run through the rest of the museum before it closed. I streaked by Peter Paul Rubens. All those fleshy apparitions.
But now using Google Street View you can Walk through the British Museum without going to London
I spent hours virtually wandering these halls. Luckily I had the presence of mind to save the URLs. I've made some pitstops below. It's super easy to get lost via Google Street View.
Santa and the Stovepipe
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Hurley: Sea Tide
"Hurley, Murihily, O Morhelly, Murley, O'hUrthuile Ó Muirthile and Morley from Murthuile meaning “sea tide,” is from mur/ muir. Of the sea tides, the Hurleys were sea-farers and mariners. A name almost exclusively from Cork, where my family hails from.
Upon occasion, I've also been called the Morrígan, goddess of battle, strife, and sovereignty (the phantom, or great queen); the Morrígu or the plural triune, the Morrígna. She is depicted as a skald crow, or raven flying over the battlefield, and her triune animal shapes are the eel, wolf, and cow. Not solely the goddess of death, she is the goddess of wealth of the land. Her triune sister aspects are: Badb, Macha and Nemain (or Anand).
Mor may derive from an Indo-European stem, cognate with Old English maere (which gives us "nightmare" and rí-gan translates as queen, or rather, king., from the Proto-Celtic, *Moro-rīganī-s. But in Old, and Middle Irish, it was scribed as mór, which means great, grand, big; from PIE, *Māra Rīganī-s.
There is also a connection with the Arthurian Morgan le Fay; mor may derive from a Welsh word for the sea, môr, but the scholarly argument against that derivation is that the names are from different cultures and branches of the Celtic linguistic tree. However, there are plenty of cognates in Welsh and Irish, so it is not a strong argument. (All Brythonic forms are *mor; all Goidelic forms are muir; Manx is spelled mooir). The Morrígan could be Queen of the Sea, she was tempestuous enough.
The Welsh, Mair, Manx Moirrey, Irish/Scottish: Maura, Moira (English: Mariah), with the diminutive -ín ending added, equals little Mary. Mairenn, Máirín, Maureen. But then, even the name Mary also has connotations with the sea, as in Our Lady of the Sea.
In the Middle Ages, Mary was equated with the sea, mare, as in Stella Maris. Not that misogynistic Jewish definition of Maryam as bitterness, or bitter herbs, nor rebelliousness (well, maybe that). Mariam, as in drop of the sea. A name considered so holy in Ireland, it wasn't even used until the Renaissance.
Then there's Muirín from muir f (genitive singular, and nominative plural mara). Old Irish muir, from Proto-Celtic *mori, (Welsh môr, Manx mooir), from Proto-Indo-European*móri, (Latin mare, English mere, German Meer). I guess the idea of a rough sea was always a nightmare.
Hebrew word ma'or for star and yam for the sea equals Maryam. Stella Maris, Venus. Sea-star, also Polaris, the lode-star leading the way. Once I was chosen as Queen of the May, and I crowned the statue of Mary with a crown of roses. And I was baptized at Star of the Sea. Ave Maris Stella. And I grew up in Marin, within sight of the sea, if I climbed up Mt. Barnabe.
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| Goleen Star of the Sea, Mizen Head, Co. Cork, most southwesterly point in Ireland —Wiki |
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Donkey Wars
Mad donkeys
EARLY WARNING SYSTEM
A Note on my Writing Lifted by Other Websites
I sometimes stumble upon bits of my blog posts on other websites, with no credit. If I can find a link, I will write to the offender, and usually they'll make a link back to my site, etc. But there are some websites where there is no way to reach out to the plagiarist.
Tinsley later apologised, see her letter at the bottom of my Chilean Miners post. She back-pedalled a bit, to say the least. Rather than just use bits of my piece, or give me credit, she took it down. I guess we took her down when she realized the legal implications between the concept of "fair use," and copyright infringement.
Borrowing a few lines is considered to be fair use (for educational purposes only) under the copyright act.
Someone also lifted my Black Bart story, but a few emails later, it was resolved nicely...a Dutch fellow interested in old firearms, used my story to illustrate his antique gun collection. Turns out he just really, really liked my story.
black bart - Dutch Gunswww.dutchguns.com/black%20bart.htm Het origineel is te vinden op http://mohurley.blogspot.com/2009/09/black-bart. html. This article is not mine, but found on the internet. It is written by Maureen ...
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Another nefarious sort lifted my entire interview and photo of Jim Dodge, then posted it on his own blog, zoran rosko vacuum player with no link or mention. Grrr. I guess the word vacuum explains it all. I was able to leave a comment:
Maureen Hurley7/29/11, 5:19 AM If you're going to lift my entire blog post and repost it here, please at least use my name and offer a back link to it. BTW, you're also breaking copyright.
Maureen Hurley http://mohurley.blogspot.com/2009/09/jim-dodge.html
The Tender Soldier: A True Story of War and Sacrifice - Google Books Result
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=1439177406Vanessa M. Gezari - 2014 - History
See also Price, “Barney West Famous for Tricky Tikis,” and “Tiki Junction, Sausalito,” http://mohurley.blogspot.com/2007/03/tiki-junction-sausalito.html, accessed ...
- cassidyslangscam paid somewhat of a sideways backhanded tribute to me as well, in that he quotes bits of my blog, but didn't like Danny Cassidy (or my blog) all that much. "So, while there are things I dislike about the blog, she is displaying an admirable amount of integrity here and drawing a clear line between the man and his crazy theories. Unfortunately, this kind of integrity is rare."
- And yes, my photos are stolen as well; But most people do attribute them to me. Until I began to Google my name, I never even knew about this one from Bird & Beckett, a great indie bookstore in SSF, and I've read there... and I do love that photo of HD Moe, RIP.
I'm less happy about the outright theft of a Brownie Mary photo on a YouTube book review,, but my blog was given credit: The Long MANGLED MESSY MALIGNED Life of MARIJUANA. And it doesn't have a huge following (218 views in one year... So I'll wait and see,)
- "A footnote: The photo of H. D. Moe above is from Maureen Hurley’s blog (is she perhaps the photographer as well?) athttp://mohurley.blogspot.com/2009/09/black-bart-rides-again.html. There, you’ll find a wonderful account with stunning images from the Black Bart Poetry Festival held at the On Broadway Theatre in North Beach in 1983, with Dave Moe in attendance, among a cast of luminaries that will make you regret ever missing a promising gathering of bards. The post begins with the well-told tale of Black Bart, himself, “California’s first and most notorious stagecoach robber poet” and quotes a commentator who noted that “whatever Black Bart lacked as a rhymer, he sure made up for as a robber.” If you think poetry is a crime, you’re not alone! But crime pays, just like poetry, no? Bring a dollar or two for the poets!"
- I know I've pissed a few people off with my post calling Arby's dancing chimps ad racist and offensive, and also my Viking Redhead post ruffled a few feathers....many divergent threads there. But enough of this obsession, I'm onto page 5 of Google results and am cross-eyed and growing weary...a lot of spammy, bogus sites replete with the red herring siren call of seeing my handle mohurley.blogspot in print, merely as bizarre spam filler.
Of course this search process only works if my name's attached to my work. There's probably a lot more of my work out there with no credit at all. Not much I can do about that. Except use unique search lines for each post, and at 1500-plus posts, I don't see that happening any time soon.
That's how I stumbled upon my stolen Jim Dodge post, a unique line handle led me to a post where the writing seemed strangely familiar. Which led to that moment of epiphany: hey wait! I wrote that! The irony is, If I wait too much longer I won't remember that I wrote it anyway.
Ultimately, leaving my post up on the vacuum cleaner's blog site benefits my friend, writer Jim Dodge, so I did not invoke legal aid on that blatant post theft. I took screenshots of it, 11 of them, just in case....
So it boils down to this, if you write, you have a few options, leave your writing under lock and key, mouldering in a drawer, while submitting some of it in small sequential batches in the hopes that someone will eventually use it in a print journal, or you can electronically publish your work, whether with self-publishing in a blog, or with electronic magazines. (And that still won't stop people from lifting your work.)
Writing is a compulsion, I have to write, I don't seem to have much control over what I write, so write, I must. That's how I learn, how I comprehend the world around me. I never set out to write about a given subject. It's an organic process, with no tangible beginning, middle, or end.I guess the question begs, who do you write for, yourself, or for others, in the hopes that someone will read your work, and perhaps be moved by it? I do know that by publishing my writing here, such as it is, it forces me to rewrite and to work much harder at my sullied craft, than if it was strictly a private affair. It ups my game considerably. Ah, exposure, exposure, exposure is everything. I'm not sure theft is the most obvious form of flattery.











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