Shiva says it’s a peony, or maybe a rose… Must be from the same strain as Mrs. Slattery, or whatever the rose is called—the one where the wife ran off with a chauffeur? The idea being that there’s more to roses than meets the eye. All that infidelity. All those voluminous skirts and petticoats thrust skyward, full blown blooms on their backs, as it were, and her living in a brothel, says Shiva. Who is she referring to? Mrs. Slattery? Or the imperial concubine? She has to wear earplugs at night, and even the slatternly cat is cutting around, it seems. Is that why they love to step up and smelling the roses? It’s all a bit of Nirvana on the side. The cat has her nose up the arse of the imperial concubine, sniffing with mouth half open, glazed eyes at half mast. Who says they don’t have a sense of smell or a sense of aesthetics? Any old rose won’t do. Something exotic to get tipsy over, the cat knows the finer things in life… A rose is not just a rose, when concubines are involved, or chauffeurs for that matter. I always thought the magnolia blooms were like large white knickers voluminous as Mary Bianchi‘s vast acreage. On Monday mornings, we’d see them hanging out on the line in the orchard, like large white flags. It was a good thing they weren’t red, or they would be capes to play toreador. Each spring, she’d let the calves out to mow down the weeds, Holstein heifers as black and white white as your knickers, and the wind blowing in. They’d gaze at us vacuously with their soft, brown eyes. They were concubines in training, thigh deep in all that lush green grass, imperially lowering their heads with a shake, tipsy amidst all that green—these captive ladies munched amid a flurry of petals. Heifers with their tight packed little udders, not yet ready to serve the emperor of ice cream.
4/23/2004 Writers’ Group