Prof. Dan Melia ModCeltic Culture fl Scotland S/01-2
STEREOTYPES: IRISH
alcoholics/ friendly/ gregrious
always up for a laugh/ party
whiskey/guinness/whiskey
shamrockery/ stage irish
loads of movie stereotypes
St Paddywagon’s Day parade
crock of gold/rainbow
green isle/lots of rain/ farms
(superstitious islandfolk)
saints, scholars & schizophrenics
no snakes; magic
Standing stones
impractical to an extreme
wanting a good time
hot-tempered
stubborn/ pig-headed
hospitable, friendly
potatoes/ famine
sodabread/tea/ bacon
turf fire, poor cooks
tin-penny whistle
uliean pipes, bodhran
singers, storytellers
stepdancers/ tapdancers
religious/superstitious&
sentimental to an extreme
the little people/tuatha de
pooka/puck, fairies
The Troubles/divided/war
North vs South/ poverty
Catholic vs Protestant
1916 Uprising/ Freestate
betrayal from within/ pettymindedness to an extreme
Michael Collins, DeValera
emmigration, poverty
largest body of medieval lit.
Ulster, Finn, Tuatha cycles
Cuchulainn, Finn mac Cumhail
Tristan & Isolde/ill-fated love
Gaelic: a dying language
SCOTS
dour/melancholic/pettyminded
thrifty/stingy/reserved/friendly/ peevish/ smart/ practical/
inventive/ philosophers/scientists
Presbyterians /evangelical
vs Catholic minority
(not) given to drink
whisky galore
rich alcoholics who can hide it
highlanders a breed apart
bagpipes/kilts, scian dubh
(nothing is worn/ it’s in fine working order)
haggis & thistles/cockaleekie
crofters/ islanders/ isolated
(superstitious islandfolk)
loch ness monster/wee beasties
sheep buggerers
standing stones/ magic
Stone of Scone, Dalriada
shortbreads/scones
poor cooks
hospitable, friendly
Colum Cille/Iona royalty/saints
BooodyMary got her head cut off
Catholic vs Protestant
James II/VII; alliance w/England
Kenneth mac Alpin,Macbeth
Robert the Bruce, Braveheart
traitors: Bannockburn, Glencoe, Culloden Mhor
Highland clearances
Balmoral (kissing up to English royalty)
cultural thieves (Ossian)
emmigration poverty/wealth
Gaelic on the comeback
Lowland Scots (Robert Burns)
sentimental to an extreme
CORNISH
pasties
Poldark!
Pirates of Penzance
French Creek/smugglers
island causeway (name?)
tucked away villages
King Arthur/Tintagel
Geoffrey of Monmouth
Tristan & Isolde/ill-fated love
A dead/resurrected language
WELSH
eisteffodd (sp) chair
singers, poets
Daffyd ap Gwyllm
Dylan Thomas
alcoholics(reserved unless drunk)
suspicious, less friendly
Methodists/ evangelical
bible thumpers, dour, never smile
coal mines/ extreme poverty
How Green Was My Valley
very mountianous (inbred)
emmigration
dragons/ magic
Tudors/ betrayal
Mabinogion
Battle of the Trees
Trisan & Isolde/ill-fated love
poor cooks
Welsh language in recovery
Patagonia, Pennsylvania
BRETONS
Gauguin’s women/lace hats
Mt San Michel/island causeway
Lawyer/bread story; Ys, rocks
Carnac/standing stones
magical coastline
Breton Lays, Song of Roland
Tristan & Isolde/ill-fated love
Marie loses realm to Phillip(end of Brittany)
No Bretons or spitting allowed
good cooks, lots of cream fat
very pious/catholic to an extreme
MANX
tailess cats
1st Viking parliament, coins
tax haven for rock stars
last druidic stronghold
a very dead language
SPAIN/FRANCE/BELGIUM
Walloons/ marginalized
Wild Geese (Macmahonaise/hennessey)
Flight of the Earls
gallegos/singers, dancers
flamenco/ nearly absorbed
no Celtic language at all
King of Spain’s daughter (wine)
GALICIA
(Missing....I looked under the Word shell via RTF, and found completely unrelated text about Hannibal, LOL. I think I do have a hard copy of this somewhere...but where? No idea on date, other than 2001 0r 2002 —MH 11/2015)