Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Mousetrap prosies


When my computer mouse flew off the bed, for once, the damned mouse trap was at the ready. As I reached down to grab my mouse, the trap bit it. Mouse battery cover flew off. Battery took off for for the netherworld, etc. And yes, the mousetrap got me too.

Because of a bad mouse home invasion, I've set up squadrons of mousetraps everywhere. Unfortunately I've forgotten where some of the traps are located. At one point I had 13 traps set at strategic intersections under my bed. If I dropped something on the floor, it sounded like a street fight between Spanish castinettes and a pinball machine. Sometimes I feel like I've been sent out by Central Casting to star in a Bizarro comic strip.

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