Heatwave

I got heat exhaustion on Saturday—cleaning the house. Lobster faced, dripping, and delicious thrilling chills, Not the right combo. Into the cold shower, fully clothed with knee brace. Dropped body temperature with a pint of chilled h20 and a big smoothie to restore electrolytes. Started hallucinating, the girl with kaleidoscope eye. OMG, I have a brain tumor—no, just brain freeze followed by an ocular migraine for my troubles. Never rearrange the housedust during a heatwave.