Green peas and gams

Go to sleep early she said to herself, you have to get up early... (why I don't know). Waking up at midnight wasn't quite what I had in mind. Agh! Must be the mushy peas. I don't recommend falling asleep with a frozen pea icepack on your knee. Soggy. I guess it's now officially St. Patrick's Day, she said, slugging her pillow  Back to the drawing board, er sleep...walked too far today, I am paying for it now. Not only does my knee hurt, but so do my gams. No Advil for me these days. Upsets my stomach. I need to pee and another pea ice pack. At least it's green! But I don't like mushy peas even if they do stick to the knife better.