THE NEW NORMAL

Welcome to the new normal. We have corrupt cabal of Mammon-worshiping politicians in power, an impotent toad-puppet in the White House, myriad wildfires, even in Greenland, a triple digit heatwave dubbed Lucifer, massive flooding in India and Africa, a deluge of biblical proportions, the mother of all hurricanes spinning out of control, category 5 leveled Barbuda, Saint Martin, St. Barts, St. Kitts, Turks and Caicos, destroyed Puerto Rico, islands stripped of all vegetation and structures, down to primeval rock,  earthquakes so strong, they’re creating their own light show, followed by 20-foot tsunamis...  It’s raining grasshoppers and fish. What's next, locusts? Locusts on Viagra is not something I want to envision. Lie, Lie, Lie Pinocchio!, said the girl sitting on his face. Meanwhile Jabba the Hut plays with his nuts and denies climate change.

What? Locusts next? We need rain.
Bring on the frogs.
The measly fog spit over Oakland
is not even enough for frog spawn wet dreams.

Rev 9/7/2018