Dread virus blues

Still slogging out that dread virus—great excuse to hang out in PJs on a Sunday afternoon. Just realized this effin eedjit virus has had me in its danse macabre grip for a fortnight. Neil's got it worse. I should knock on wood. It’s been 2 weeks! I'm just about over it—some coughing jags, but Neil's much worse. I wonder if it's the same recurring bug. Are you ever over it? I'm still trying to wipe visions of nekkid sumo wrestlers up close & personal from the retinas of my eyes!