Zebras Spotted Running Loose In East Oakland. Spotted zebras? Did they use the zebra crossing on Hegenberger? And they're not escapees from the zoo? Hee-haw. They ran away from a circus. The UniverSoul Circus at Oo Stadium. I didn’t even know the circus was in town. You can’t make this stuff up. But the zebras made a jailbreak, all those stripes and secret spots converging in the concrete jungle. Were they looking for the Oakland Zoo? Eli’s Mile High Club? What would Dr. Parrot say? (Look up Oakland Zoo director's name, I double-dare ya.) Just another day in the Bay Area.
Just when I think I’m done with lifting FB posts another odd gem pops up. Either that, or I’m getting desperate.
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