Post Rapture Hotline

Thank you for calling Family Radio's Post Rapture Hotline: If you would like to report a Rapture, please press 1. If you would like to report an earthquake, please press 2. If you would like to report zombie sightings, please press 3. If you are calling to ask Harold Camping for an apology and a refund of any donations you made for post Rapture bliss, please stay on the line and someone will assist you as soon as hell freezes over...

Well, there weren't any earthquakes, but there was a volcanic eruption!

Maureen Carden wrote: The Rapture happened; we just misunderstood. I can't find my sunglasses or my camera or several other objects that I know were right here in this house. Obviously they were raptured.

It's a wrap.