In the summer of 2020, the City of Larkspur took down Dennis Patton’s quixotic sculpture of Sir Francis Drake in the wee hours of the morning for “safekeeping,” and then warehoused it. Dennis Patton was devastated. He said it wasn’t a statue, it wasn’t an embodiment of the man, nor an effigy of Drake—it was a sculpture, a metaphor for a dream. A dream deferred, apparently. Last month, the City of Larkspur decided to sell the sculpture for $100,000. They offered the artist first option to buy it back, if he refuses, then it will go to the auction block. To Dennis, Marin embodied “the Free Zone for intellectual and spiritual advancement.” But now the tables have turned. We are myopically challenged.
And then that same Marin group that stripped Dixie school of its historic name (expunging Coast Miwok Marie Dixie’s name because it reminded them of the South), fired up with bloodlust worthy of the KKK in full drag, also went after my old alma mater, demanding that the school’s name, and the highway that bisects Marin, needed to be changed.
Last July, the Tamalpais Union School District met behind closed doors, excluding public input, thus violating the Brown Act, then pulled the words Sir Francis Drake off the facade of my alma mater “to protect it from vandalism.” It wasn’t a case of Vox populi, don’t kid yourself, but a case of a select handful of people imposing their ideologies upon the rest of us. Its interim name, High School 1327. Go π-rates!
In the year 2020, the battle to rename our high school tore communities apart. It rent us asunder. People voted on myriad names, they drew blood. It was a draw. Not one name won. We couldn’t see that it was a supreme irony that one name that actually mattered, didn’t even make it to the nomination process—that of our beloved Drake algebra teacher, the Olympic medalist runner, Archie Williams. So much for being woke. Yeah. It seems we were lost, and also blinded by rectivism. Second time around, Archie’s name was finally added to the roster. It was a lopsided landslide. Victory, not so much. I am divided by how this process was handled, pirated away from the majority at the hands of a few. Fascism, much?
The Sir Francis Drake High School class of 1970 will be the first to have a high school reunion for a school with its historic name expunged and erased. Interesting times. The phoenix of cancel culture rises from the ashes. Welcome Archie Williams High School. It could be worse: High School 1327. Still I wonder what Archie would have thought of all this. Prime number?



