It's 11:24 AM. Do you know where your asteroid is? (What's its real
name? and other less meteor questions like what famous lubricant did
NASA invent?) No, Preparation H is not the right answer. Buzzz! Fail.
It's WD-40! Yep. And the asteroid's name is 212DA14. I'm sure we can
ductape something better together. NASA also brought us Tang, not
McGuyver. Who remembers Tang? We used to drink it with Ripple. NASA also
brought us Velcro and the stickiness of Postets. Time to refund the
space race. Don't mind me. Post-fever babble.
Watch as 2012 DA14 buzzes by (that's not exactly a cuddly name.) http://goo.gl/cQ2fs
NASA also gave us Teflon and super-absorbant adult diapers.
Tang - can you even still get that stuff?
I
don't know about Tang, but an astronaut at MacExpo gave me frozen ice
cream—Neopolitan, mind you. So very Italian. Or is it Spumoni. Who
remembers spumoni? Who can even pronounce it? Think I'll have another
Tang & Ripple.
Friday, February 15, 2013
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