It's a canary egg omlette kind of morning

Hey, the Blue Angels are in town (er, in the sky), & I heard it through the grapevine that the Rolling Stones will play at Treasure Island for Oracle employees, no one else is invited, meanwhile Apple dropped out of US Chamber of Commerce, and childhood friend Adair Lara's canaries had unsafe sex, leaving eggs in their seed bowl. Cheeky little buggers. What a wacky morning—think I'm gonna find me some musical stairs. Gonna break me some tiny eggs. Make me a tiny canary egg omlette & I haven't even Twittered yet.  

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